OK... I'M I LITTE PISSED/ANGRY.  IT WAS OUR 1971 CONVERTIBLE MUSTANG UNTIL HE/WE BOUGHT THE GTO, SO MY "CLASSIC" HAS BEEN A SECOND THOUGHT.  SITTING IN OUR GARAGE IS HIS/OUR 1969 GTO "JUDGE" AND MY BOTHER&SISTER-IN-LAW'S 2008 SHELBY MUSTANG.  I HAVE ANGER/ENVY LIKE YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE, THE IN-LAWS 'STANG IS BLUE WITH THE TWO WIDE RACING STRIPES.   I MAY HAVE FELT BETTER IF I WAS INVITED TO GO TO THE MUSTANG SHOW IN APPLE VALLEY TOMORROW, OR THE 'STANG SHOW THE WEEKEND OF THE 17TH.   MY MUSTANG HAS ONLY GOTTEN ATTENTION 'CAUSE OTHERS FEEL GUILTY.  MY MUSTANG MAY BE WORTHY NOW OF HANGIN' AT A SHOW  'CAUSE NOT ONLY WAS IT MOVED OUT OF OUR GARAGE, IT WAS DISREGARDED.

I'M FEELING LIKE RODNEY DANGERFIELD.    MY MUSTANG GETS NO RESPECT.

WE'LL BE HEADING UP TO THE SPOT TO SQUAT THIS WEEKEND.    WE PURCHASED OUR LOVELY HOME AWAY FROM HOME  LAST JUNE AND IT HAS NOW BECOME ABUNDENTLY CLEAR TO ME THAT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL SEASON'S I WILL LIKELY BE SPENDING MY BIRTHDAY... SQUATING.  NOT THAT IT IS A BAD THING... BUT IT WILL LIMIT THE NUMBER OF PARTY ATTENDEES DUE TO LOGISTICS.  AND I THINK DQ ICECREAM CAKE MAY BE OUT OF THE QUESTION.   YOU CAN SEE PICS OF THE SPOT AND THE SQUAT IN MY PHOTO GALLERY.

THANK GOODNESS THAT MY FISHERMAN IS COMING HOME TOMORROW.  I'M NEARLY OUT OF UNDERWEAR.  (I SHOULD TELL YOU, MY FISHERMAN LAUNDERS WHITES, AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT COLOR THEY ARE, THEY ALL NEED BLEACH.)  I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, BUT SOME HOW MY STRATIGIC PURCHASES HAVE LEFT ME SHORT.  NOW I DO HAVE A FEW RESERVES... THEY ARE THE ONES I CAN'T BOWL WITH.   THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT WHEN BOWLING THE ONLY THING HOLDING THEM UP AFTER THE APPROACH IS MY PANTS.  GOING TO THE BATHROOM JUST TO PULL UP THE UNDERWEAR IS JUST... WELL, EMBARASSING.  HEY... I NOW HAVE A CONSPIRACY THEORY.  IT COULD QUITE POSSILBY BE THAT MY FISHERMAN HAS DISCOVERED MY STRATIGIC PLAN AND HE HAS A PLAN OF HIS OWN. 

I GOT HIT BY A FLY THE OTHER DAY... MY WINDOW WAS OPEN.  YA, YA.  SPRING HAS SPRUNG WHEN YOU CAN HEAR THE FROGS AND YOU'RE CHASING FLYS.  THEN THERE WAS A FLY IN MY CAR TODAY AND I COULDN'T DIRECT IT OUT OF THE WINDOW AND IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT BEING A FLY... AGAIN.  AND I'M GUESSING IF I WERE A FLY LIVING MY LIFE ON A FARM (I ONLY CATCH FLY'S IN MY CAR WHEN I'M ON OR NEAR A FARM), JUST SOAKING UP THE REMENTS OF CHEESE, HOW ANGRY I WOULD BE IF I ENDED UP IN SOMEWHERE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, JUST BECAUSE I WAS PURSUING A NEW, AND I'M GUESSING, SWEET FRAGRANCE.  IF I'M A FLY, DO I KNOW HOW TO GET BACK TO MY NEARLY CHEESE?  WILL THE RIDE I'M ON TAKE ME BACK?  CAN I SURVIVE UNTIL I CAN GET BACK TO MY NEARLY CHEESE?  WOULD I RECOGNIZE THAT I'VE LANDED SOMEPLACE ELSE WHEN I'VE COMPLETED THE JOURNEY?  OR WOULD I JUST RANDOMLY FLY IN THE DIRECTION OF NEXT NEARLY CHEESE?   IF I'M A COGNIZANT FLY... I'M THINKING I'D REALLY BE ANNOYED... JUST 'CAUSE FOR A MEAR MOMENT THAT I WAS INTERESTED IN THE SWEET SMELL OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT I'VE LANDED IN A SITUATION THAT MAY BE OUT OF MY CONTROL.

SYNOPSIS... IF I WERE A FLY.  I WOULD LIKE TO BE EXTRICATED FROM ANY FORM OF TRANSPORTATION THAT WOULD TAKE ME FROM MY KNOWN REALITY.  BUT... IF NOW I'VE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLORE A NEW AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REALITY, WOULD YOU HELP ME GET OUT, SO I CAN DISCOVER THE NEW WORLD AROUND ME.  JUST A NUDGE WILL DO, THANK YOU.

YEP... WE ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER'S OF ANOTHER NINTENDO SYSTEM PURCHASED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PLAYING JUST ONE GAME.  I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT IF MARIO WAS NOT EXCLUSIVE TO NINDENDO I WOULDN'T HAVE ENCOURAGED THE PURCHASE OF THE LATEST SYSTEM.  FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER MY HUSBAND WAS INTERESTED IN PURCHASING A VIDEO GAME SYSTEM.  MY CUBE WAS A XMAS GIFT FROM THE HUB AND BOYS A FEW YEARS AGO.  I STILL HAVEN'T GOT PAST THE 3RD LEVEL ON MARIO SUNSHINE AND I'M STILL WORKING ON GETTING BLUE AND YELLOW PIKMAN.  BUT SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE HUSBAND WAS INTERESTED IN THE SYSTEM I WASN'T ABOUT TO SAY NO.  THE ONE DRAWBACK TO OWNING THE Wii... MY HUSBAND THINKS THIS WILL COUNT AS EXERCISE.  DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THE DANCE PAD THINGIE THAT I'VE SEEN WITH OTHER GAMES WAS A GAME CUBE OPTION?  WE'LL NEED MORE THAN JUST GETTING UP OFF THE COUCH WHEN IT'S OUR TURN.