Do you think the "free offer" with the gun was a juicer? Also, I wonder if it sprayed like a super-soaker... that would have made a great and yet disturbing commercial. Can you just see the man who assaults a woman and she pulls out a little gun and a liquid substance spurts out causing the man to squeal in pain? I think after such an episode a smoke in a tree might be in order. Just sayin'

Maybe the man in the smoke picture was gathering himself after having had the super-soaker blast of putrid liquid.

Also... what if smoking was relegated to trees? No longer would smokers huddle outside together, they would climb trees and smoke. hmm... that might be an interesting site. Kinda like Sound of Music for smokers.

Really? Rock Band at 5am?? You are quite a tolerant mama.


And how the hell do you look so good at 6:30 in the morning for pete's sake? Please tell me your secrets. :)


And CHER? I'm TOTALLY gonna make that happen one of these days.... ;)

Hey, good to see you back, darlin'! If you went back in time a little more, the Sears catalog sold heroin kits. Yikes! I am so glad we now live in a time where the only things in the back of magazines are ads for phone sex, Viagra and the Magic Bullet. Now that's progress ladies and gentlemen! We can keep our men happy in bed AND cook chicken quesadillas in under a minute! Yahooooo!

I have missed these so much I made a Colleen Kruse finger puppet to do the wake up calls for me, but finger puppet Colleen is kinda mean and throws her unfinished artificially flavored Quaker Oats instant oatmeal (Now with vitamin B and extra tasty Riboflavin!)at me every time I accidently say "Please pass me the back bacon, eh?" in Klingon. Or maybe that's my mom. Whatever.