"Becoming One With Your Colon"

Sorry, that's all I've got right now....colon on the brain. Counting down the hours. Damn you and your coffee. I've already made BIG plans for tomorrow. ;)

Happy Friday!!!!

xoxo

"How To Find Your Inner Child and Kick His Little A$$!!" :)

Happy Friday, everyone! Thanks CK for making it a GREAT week!

SELF HELP WOULD ACTUALLY BE A SHORT ARTICLE. BOWLING, AN EXERCISE IN HAPPIENESS.

LET ME KNOW WHEN CARAMELED APPLE WORKS FOR YOU. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND FEEL BETTER SOON.

YOURS TRULY,

"Beat your children at their own game" or *subtitle here* How I learned to be as self-absorbed as my teenagers.

Ha! Why is it always near the weekend when my children decide to get lippy? Don't they realize we can lord over their weekends and squash their plans like bugs on the sidewalk!
....at least your son had the commmon sense to make up with Mom before Friday!

Hope your feeling better. Try one of those weird contraptions where you flush out your schnoze with warm salt water in what looks like a tea kettle. I hear they work. (on sale at Lunds now). I dare you to show that to the viewing audience!

Does Kombucha cure colds?

If you could choose the germs that you have... what kind of germs would you want? Motivational, energizing germs?

Pheramones definitely work, we always get better tips when we are wearing pheramones. I just wonder what my tips would have been like if I had been wearing it when I was serving.