We talked about this on Friday on the Colleen and The Boys Radio-Oh Show. What would you call a book about yourself, by yourself?

First we went through this list of bad celebrity pun titles.

Seriously: Davey Jones, "They Made a Monkee Out of Me"?

Wow. There's more.

Jay Leno, "Leading with My Chin."

Sylvester Stallone, "Sly Moves."

"Baywatch"-era Hasselhoff: "Making Waves."

Oy-Vey. The whole list is worth going through.

What Would Yours Be?

Colleen told some twisted fantasy about marrying Jerry Mathers, then writing a book about it called "Cleaved to the Beav."

Okay.

Reuvers said he would call his book "Free."

And Your Humble Servant said he'd go with "I Didn't Mean To Turn You On."

Ahem.

So, what about you?

Do Tell The Glow Down Below.

And the Super Silly AfterGlow Prize Closet Bonus Code Word is ... "auto."

As in "...matic for the people."

Have weekend! -gr