by Ian Punnett

Happy Halloween!

If you were listening last night to the radio and you heard how monstrously bad my voice sounded you might have thought that I wouldn’t have a ghost of a chance of being on the air tonight!

But in keeping with all Hallow’s Eve, the dead live.

The problem started with the H1N1 virus that my wife had which turned her into “The Creature from the Black Loogie.”  

Then just as I was done taking care of her, I got a cold that turned into a sinus infection which turned into bronchitis which was turning into something on the X-ray machine that looked like it had already grown an exoskeleton and was working on a tail.

Anyway, with a little help from vitamin “Z” (azithromycin), the alien was exiled--or at least exhaled.

Meanwhile, remember how my dog keeps biting the throats out of any stuffed animal that wanders away from the stuffed herd?

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Well, Jack’s true identity can now be revealed!

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Have a great time tonight listening to Ghost to Ghost radio--and drive carefully!