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    Ian Punnett

    IP: "Freely"

    Sunday, October 21, 2007, 02:00 AM CST [General]

    by Ian Punnett

    The Watchman speaks
    To those who seek
    Some comfort in the night.
    Some nameless chill,
    Some fetid ill,
    Has stolen sleep tonight.

    On what it feeds
    And where it breeds
    May ne’er be brought to light.
    And while not tamed,
    It will be named --
    The Watchman’s on tonight.

    CRYPTONEWS!

    Hey, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Santa Barbara residents how did it go switching off your lights for one hour in the first such organized bid in the United States to promote energy saving?

    The Lights Out campaign in California follows similar initiatives in Sydney, Australia; London, England; and Paris, France earlier this year. California organizers said they planned a nationwide U.S. event in March 2009.

    The Los Angeles Department of Water and Power said that if all of its 1.4 million customers turned off their lights for an hour, enough energy could be saved to power 2,500 homes for an entire year.

    Electricity companies are urging people to replace at least one of the lights they switch back on with an energy-saving fluorescent light bulb. I have several of the C. Crane LED light bulbs in my home. They save 97% of the power of a traditional bulb. Take that, flourescent lighting.

    Why isn’t light bulb formally one word by now, 100% of the time? If doorknob is always one word and windowpane is always one word, why not lightbulb? Weird. Are we really so ready to confused light bulbs with tulip bulbs that most of the time they are still written as separate words?

    Speaking of the perils of radiant light:

    (AP) -- Would cockroaches survive a nuclear holocaust that killed everything else? That question is being tested this week at the nearby Hanford nuclear reservation by the team from the "Mythbusters" show on the Discovery Channel, which expects to air the episode in about four months.

    The crew is using an irradiator in the basement of Hanford's 318 Building just north of Richland. Pacific Northwest National Laboratory usually uses the device to calibrate dosimeters, which measure radiation exposure to humans and animals, and to check for radiation damage of video cameras, fiber optic cables and other equipment.

    Lab operators agreed to the research for purposes of science education and workers donated their time, in some cases using part of their vacation allotments.

    On Thursday afternoon, Mythbuster’s cast members Grant Imahara and Tory Belleci were cramming their uncooperative critters into a specially built roach condo to be exposed in the irradiator.

    "I had to put myself in quite the mind-set to do it," Byron said.

    A scientific supply company sent 200 cockroaches for the tests, "all laboratory-grade, farm fresh," Imahara said.

    A control group of 50 will get no radiation, 50 others will be exposed to 1,000 rad, a lethal load of radiation for humans, 50 will be exposed to 10,000 rad and the last 50 to 100,000 rad.

    "Contrary to popular belief, not a significant amount of research goes into cockroach radiation," Imahara said.

    Thank God Mythbusters is there for us. After this, I hope they get around to determining if a Hostess Twinkie really would last forever.

    From Physorg.com:

    One of the touted benefits of the futuristic US hydrogen economy is that the hydrogen supply—in the form of water—is virtually limitless. This assumption is taken for granted so much that no major study has fully considered just how much water a sustainable hydrogen economy would need.


    Michael Webber, Associate Director at the Center for International Energy and Environmental Policy at the University of Texas at Austin, has recently filled that gap by providing the first analysis of the total water requirements with recent data for a "transitional" hydrogen economy. While the hydrogen economy is expected to be in full swing around 2050 (according to a 2004 report by the National Research Council [NRC]), a transitional hydrogen economy would occur in about 30 years, in 2037.

    At that time, the NRC predicts an annual production of 60 billion kg of hydrogen. Webber’s analysis estimates that this amount of hydrogen would use about 19-69 trillion gallons of water annually as a feedstock for electrolytic production and as a coolant for thermoelectric power. That’s 52-189 billion gallons per day, a 27-97% increase from the 195 billion gallons per day (72 trillion gallons annually) used today by the thermoelectric power sector to generate about 90% of the electricity in the US. During the past several decades, water withdrawal has remained stable, suggesting that this increase in water intensity could have unprecedented consequences on the linenatural resource and public policy.

    The way I figure it, if every man woman and child in Atlanta started raising hamsters right now, the soon to be water-less South might have enough rodent power to run on a fly wheel big enough to generate some power by next year.

    Meanwhile in the South:

    Andre Eggelletion paid a visit to his aunt's grave site in Brownsville, FL on Wednesday. What he saw shook him to his core.

    ''My aunt's grave was open,'' he said. ``Someone had taken her skull and her rib cage and there were chicken feathers in the exposed casket.''

    Those remains were located and will be re-interred.

    The problems with traditionally black cemeteries have multiplied over the years: There are few unfilled burial plots to sustain the business. There is little money for maintenance or security. Many family members of the interred black pioneers, war veterans and others have migrated north and are no longer able to take care of their loved ones' graves.

    As a result, many black graveyards have become targets of vandals, vagrants and midnight dumpers.

    The same problem has played itself out across the American South. In some places, black cemeteries have been decreed landmarks. In others, they have been paved over.

    Sounds like the plot of a few horror movies I know. And so does this:

    From Physorg:

    A US surgeon working on a "tele-health" breakthrough has devised a way for video game warriors to feel shots, stabs, slams, and hits dealt to their on-screen characters.
    A vest designed by doctor Mark Ombrellaro uses air pressure and feedback from computer games to deliver pneumatic thumps to the spots on players' torsos where they would have been struck were they actually on the battlefields.

    The "3rd Space" vest will make its US debut in November at a price of 189 dollars. It will be launched with the latest version of the first-person shooter game "Call of Duty" and a custom-made title.

    "It was originally designed to give medical exams via the Internet to prisoners, the elderly, those in rural communities and other isolated people," the doctor said.

    The medical version of the vest is more sophisticated, enabling doctors sitting at their computers to prod, poke and press patients' bodies from afar and get feedback on what they are virtually feeling.

    Did somebody say, "virtual feeling"?

    How long do you think it will take for the porn industry to get their hands on this?

    Five minutes? Ten minutes? Yesterday?

    I say, let’s just set our watches right now and time how long it will be until somebody designs "3rd space pants" that released with the new first person sex game, "Callgirl of Duty."

    Finally, speaking of space:

     

    Ellen Ast of the Albany Democrat-Herald reports:

    Raye Laufer and her husband Derral of Lacomb, NY wants to know if anybody else saw two long, silver, bullet-shaped objects flying side-by-side across the sky. Neither object had lights or made a sound, Raye said, and they soon split up: One headed east, the other toward the northeast.


    On Saturday, Sept. 22, the Laufers stepped outside to smoke cigarettes in the forested back yard of their Moran Lane home, nestled in a quiet valley among hills outside of town around 9 p.m.

    The couple fixed their attention on two long, silver, bullet-shaped objects flying side-by-side across the sky before splitting up.

     

    As Raye scanned the horizon to see where they went, she turned and saw what Derral had just spotted floating above treetops almost directly above their home.

    "There was this orb," Raye exclaimed. A large object, glowing red and orange, silent, emitting what she says looked like sparks.

    "It was beautiful," she remembers. Derral and Raye watched the object float in the same spot for about a minute, move over until it was directly over their roof, pause, then slowly journey north.

    The incident continued to bother her — and pique her imagination.

    She asked county and state law enforcement agencies if anyone called dispatch around the same time as the sighting.

    No calls.

    She posted a sign on a Lacomb bulletin board outside the town store, asking anyone who witnessed something to call her.

    Still no calls.

    "I know someone has to have seen it," she said.

    She headed to the Internet for research. After she filed a report with the National UFO Reporting Center, a representative from that organization encouraged Raye to contact media.

    "I used to joke about aliens," she said. "But there is something out there."

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    IP: "Freely"

    Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 08:11 AM CST [General]

    Just the other day I was looking at a woman, slightly older than me, that had beautiful long hair.

    Still, it seemed to me that her beautiful long hair just seemed "out of place" on her body.

    I guess some people would say, "She's too old for hair that 'young.'" I don't know how that works, some sort of ratio between length of hair and facial wrinkles?

    Not sure. I just know that most often long hair doesn't help women--or men--hang onto their youth, it somehow highlights that it's gone.

    Counter-intuitively, shorter hair suddenly makes women look younger! And here's an example. Sondra Norland is an aspiring actress who has been starring in shows in the Twin Cities for years.

    And appropos of nothing, here's a dancing parrot from somebody else's blog. Enjoy.

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    Friday, October 12, 2007, 06:26 AM CST [General]

    Shopping for a pumpkin this weekend?

     
    Looking to carve a Jack-O-Lantern sometime in the next two weeks?
     
    Here are some actual pumpkin carvings that you can do (if you have the talent and a ton of free time!).
     
    Enjoy this wonderful, blessed autumnal weather.
     
     
     
     
    Remember that number, 1-800-FIX-MYTEETH . . .  
     
     
    This is Ian before his morning coffee . . .
     
     
     
    And here's Margery before hers . . .
     
     
     
    Not just scary looking but this one gets the prize for "easist concept execution" . . .
     
     
     
    I think the following is the kind of pumpkin you need to take with you next time you go to your therapist . . .
     
     
     
    The following pumpkin carving is simply entitled, "Monday" . . .
     
     
     
     
    Uh, how many Weight Watcher's points is this?
     
     
     
    Would you call this "octo-pumpkin-pi?"
     
     
     
    And this is what happens if you actually drink that "pumpkin spice" flavored beer . . .
     
     
     
    This one is called, "Trick or Treat!"
     
     
     
    Finally, thank you to "Martha Stewart's Living" for letting us share this month's cover art . . .
     
     
     
     
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    Wednesday, October 10, 2007, 07:21 AM CST [General]

    Don't forget the Twin City Bridal Wedding Fair this weekend at the Mpls Convention Center!
     
    But if you can't find the perfect dress, you can always make one out of toilet paper?
     
    Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest winners:
     
    Honorable Mention
     
     
     
    Honorable Mention
     
     
    Honorable Mention
     
     
    Fourth Place
     
     
    Third Place
     
     
    Second Place
     
     
    First Place
     
     
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    Sunday, October 7, 2007, 12:57 AM CST [General]

    BY IAN PUNNETT

    CRYPTONEWS!!!!

    Ed Pilkington in New York

    The Guardian

    Saturday October 6 2007

    Craig Venter, the controversial DNA researcher involved in the race to decipher the human genetic code, has built a synthetic chromosome out of laboratory chemicals and is poised to announce the creation of the first new artificial life form on Earth.

    The announcement, which is expected within weeks and could come as early as Monday at the annual meeting of his scientific institute in San Diego, California, will herald a giant leap forward in the development of designer genomes. It is certain to provoke heated debate about the ethics of creating new species and could unlock the door to new energy sources and techniques to combat global warming.

    Okay, I’m no genius but does "combating global warming" sound like the lamest justification to this kind of experiment? Are we going to use these new beings as fuel? Speaking of questionable research:

    Scientists who discovered that Viagra helps hamsters overcome jet lag and a Japanese researcher who extracted vanilla favoring from cow dung won top honors Thursday at the 17th annual Ig Nobel Awards.

    Among the winners were a British-US duo for a penetrating report on the effects of sword swallowing and a Spain-based team who answered the question of whether rats can discriminate between Japanese and Dutch spoken backwards.

    And speaking about people with too much time on their hands:


    (From the BBC)

    Scientists have come up with a new currency designed to be used by inter-planetary travellers.

    It is called the Quasi Universal Intergalactic Denomination, or Quid.

    It is designed to withstand the stresses of space travel and has no sharp edges or chemicals that could hurt space tourists.

    It was designed for the foreign exchange company Travelex by scientists from the National Space Centre and the University of Leicester.

    "None of the existing payment systems we use on earth - like cash, credit or debit cards - could be used in space," said Professor George Fraser from the University of Leicester.

    "Anything with sharp edges, like coins, would be a risk to astronauts while the chips and magnetic strips used in our cards on Earth would be damaged beyond repair by cosmic radiation," he added.

    Sure, cosmic radiation would damage the magnetic strips on the credit cards, of course, not to mention how our light sabres would melt the plastic.

    How long could you survive in the Amazon?  It would be amazing emough if this story was about an 11-year-old boy who lasted three days but . . .

    RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A 3-year-old boy who was lost in the dense Amazon rain forest was found after 11 days, apparently unharmed but for dehydration and thorns in his feet and legs, police said Friday.

    Neilson Oliveira Lima disappeared from his home in the rural community of Pupuai on Sept. 16, according to Amazonas state police officer Ailson Carvalho, and was found on Sept. 27 about two miles away, with thorns covering his feet and legs.

    ``He went in the forest following his father and he got lost. He was found by his cousin, who was out hunting,'' Carvalho said in a telephone interview from Caraurai, the nearest town. ``Nobody knows what he ate or how he survived.''

    ``In the jungle near the house, there are jaguars, hawks, snakes,'' she told the radio station. ``But his guardian angel and God protected my son.

    Take that Andrew Zimmern! 

    Who can hear this story and not find themselves singing, "Look for those bear necessities . . ."

     

    A new book, Processus contra Templarios, will be published by the Vatican's Secret Archive on Oct 25, and promises to restore the reputation of the Templars, whose leaders were burned as heretics when the order was dissolved in 1314.

    The new book is based on a scrap of parchment discovered in the Vatican's secret archives in 2001 by Professor Barbara Frale. The long-lost document is a record of the trial of the Templars before Pope Clement, and ends with a papal absolution from all heresies.

    Prof Frale said: "I could not believe it when I found it. The paper was put in the wrong archive in the 17th century."

    The document, known as the Chinon parchment, reveals that the Templars had an initiation ceremony which involved "spitting on the cross", "denying Jesus" and kissing the lower back, navel and mouth of the man proposing them.

    The Templars explained to Pope Clement that the initiation mimicked the humiliation that knights could suffer if they fell into the hands of the Saracens, while the kissing ceremony was a sign of their total obedience.

    The Pope concluded that the entrance ritual was not truly blasphemous, as alleged by King Philip when he had the knights arrested. However, he was forced to dissolve the Order to keep peace with France and prevent a schism in the church.

    "This is proof that the Templars were not heretics," said Prof Frale--yeah, not heretics, just weird.

    Who knew?  We thought there was all this mystery around the Knights Templar and it turns out that they were just another fraternity with odd, ***erotic fantasy initiations.

    That is EXACTLY why in college I just stayed in the dorms! tHE DORMS MIGHT NOW HAVE BEEN AS LUXURIOUS AS THOSE FRAT HOUSES BUT NOBODY WAS MAKING ME KISS THEM ON THE LOWER BACK AND MOUTH TO LIVE THERE.

     

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