Such a Tiny Bundle...

I remember when I was a first time mom, people would come and see the baby and say, "you forget they were that tiny!"  I'd roll my eyes, because at the time, that baby didn't seem so tiny having just emerged from the holiest of holies (if you're catching my drift).  Then I saw this picture of Clay Aiken carrying his brand new bundle of joy... and I said it... out loud.  Then I rolled my eyes at myself:

The Claymates and I still can't believe he's a daddy!

Get to Amazon.com immediately if not sooner...

and get your order in for Lynne Spears' book about her experience parenting in the public eye.  It's sure to be a page turner (or a HUGE yawn).  The book is set to be released September 16, and will highlight her experience with Britney's overnight success, her reaction to Jamie Lynn's pregnancy, and an account of Britney's unravelling, first hand.  I hope she can make some money off this at the expense of her kids.  Wow, I didn't know I had that in me.  I feel much better.  In case you aren't going to buy the book, but are interested in judging a book by its cover:

This will blow your mind...

Okay, it's totally not Hollywood Gossip, but I just want to say, if this were an Olympic sport, I could totally get behind it.  This is all shades of amazing!