Paris vs. Nicole, Round 2...

Apparently since Paris Hilton's big split with Benji Madden, Nicole Richie (who is Paris' on again off again BFF and whose baby daddy is Benji Madden's twin brother Joel Madden) has been telling Benji that he can do better.

I think we all see where this is going.  Those two are going to be enemies again just like they were after Nicole reportedly watched Paris and Rick Solomons home-made porno, One Night In Paris (such a classy title).  This will be a highly publicized scuffle for as long as it takes for the two of them to feel like they've gotten enough attention, and then they'll kiss and make up and maybe do a reality show together.  Don't say I didn't warn you.

Please watch this...

...and please laugh, even though I believe that it is unfortunate that this funny video had to be made.  Yes, I support gay marriage, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.