The Emmy edition...

Here's a list of the  Emmy Winner's from last night's 60th Emmy Awards.  I have taken the liberty of deleting the ones I don't think you'll really care about, but you can read the full list here if you'd like to know about those too:

_ Drama Series: "Mad Men," AMC.

_ Comedy Series: "30 Rock," NBC.

_ Actor, Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad," AMC.

_ Actress, Drama Series: Glenn Close, "Damages," FX.

_ Actor, Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock," NBC.

_ Actress, Comedy Series: Tina Fey, "30 Rock," NBC.

_ Reality-Competition Program: "The Amazing Race."

_ Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program: Jeff Probst - "Survivor."

_ Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Zeljko Ivanek, "Damages," FX.

_ Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Dianne Wiest, "In Treatment," HBO.

_ Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Jeremy Piven, "Entourage," HBO.

_ Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Jean Smart, "Samantha Who?," ABC.

_ Miniseries: "John Adams," HBO.

_ Made-for-TV Movie: "Recount," HBO.

_ Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Paul Giamatti, "John Adams," HBO.

_ Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Laura Linney, "John Adams," HBO.

_ Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Tom Wilkinson, "John Adams," HBO.

_ Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Eileen Atkins, "Cranford" (Masterpiece Theatre), PBS.

_ Directing for a Drama Series: "House" - "House's Head" Greg Yaitanes.

_ Writing for a Drama Series: "Mad Men" - "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" (Pilot) Matthew Weiner.

_ Directing for a Comedy Series: "Pushing Daisies" - "Pie-Lette" Barry Sonnenfeld.

_ Writing for a Comedy Series: "30 Rock" - "Cooter" Tina Fey.

_ Variety, Music or Comedy Series: "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart."

_ Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program: Don Rickles - "Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project."

_ Directing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program: "80th Annual Academy Awards" Louis J. Horvitz.

_ Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program: "The Colbert Report."

_ Directing for a Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: "Recount" Jay Roach.

_ Writing for a Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: "John Adams" Kirk Ellis.

Here are some Red Carpet fashions:

America Ferrera                                          

Christina Applegate

 

Eva Longoria Parker                               Lauren Conrad

Marcia Cross                                                  Tina Fey

And some of my favorite moments...

 

This one is particularly funny to me, because when they cut to a shot of Ricky Gervais, you can read the lips of the woman behind him saying, "who is he talking about.")

 And of course... this was amazing...

 

 

 

And there, now you've had the whole Emmy experience in a fraction of the time!

Like father, like son...

Authorities have found a substance that they believe to be methamphetamine in the home of actor Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond O'Neal.  The drugs were obtained during a routine drug sweep of the actor's home related to Redmond O'Neal's probation from a recent drug related arrest. 

Here are the mugshots:

Here's Daddy...

and the son that makes him so proud...

The hackers have been busy...

Sarah Palin's personal email account has been hacked into.  I generally don't think this is very funny, but I would laugh hysterically if I got an email in my spam filter from Sarah Palin asking me if I'd like to inflate my manhood.  Seriously, that would be funny.  You have to agree.

Passing notes...

Lynne Spears revealed on the Today Show how her teenage daughter Jamie Lynn told her that she was pregnant.  She wrote her mom a note and asked her to go to another room to read it. 

I can't believe that I'm going to say this...

but Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend is hot!!!  I feel a little better about saying that because he is 20 - that seems a little more okay for me to think he's hot, but he's dating a 15 year old.  That's kind of weird.  Check him out though he's a model and his name is Justin Gaston:

If you haven't see this...

You're going to want to drop what your doing and watch it.  This weekends premiere of Saturday Night Live was lackluster (in my opinion, just as I predicted) with the exception of this stellar performance by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

Tina Fey does Sarah Palin's voice spot on!

2 hours, 23 minutes, and 28 seconds...

That's how long it took Jennifer Lopez to complete the Nautica Malibu Triathlon.  I don't know for sure if that qualifies as a good time, all I know is that it's impressive that she did it!!!  Really, I applaude her.  I know she got some flack for how she behaved around this event (babbling off the air on GMA about how her's was the real story, not that silly Michael Phelps story), but seriously, she raised money for charity and performed an amazing athletic feat.  Also, I think it's really cool that instead of just taking off the baby weight in 10 minutes and making normal women wonder how on earth the stars can perform the impossible like that, she showed the world what kind of hard work she had to do to get back in shape.  I'd like to give her a high five for that.

December 2, mark your calendar...

That's the date that Britney will both turn 27 and release her new album, Circus.  In addition to celebrating the forthcoming release of her new album, I bet Britney is also celebrating the recent record she has set, edging out Paris Hilton as the most searched person on the internet in 2007 says the Guiness Book of World Records.  Congratulations, Britney. 

What... why?

Pamela Lee Anderson Lee Rock Solomon Anderson, the Girl on the Loose star, is on the loose on Ellen today.  here's a sneak preview... and I totally don't get it.

Congrats are in order...

For recording artist Usher and his wife.  The two are expecting baby number two together.  Usher and wife, Tameka Foster welcomed their first baby, Usher Raymond V, in November of 2007. 

 I've always wondered about this...

The Mirror is reporting that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston got together for a business dinner at the Toronto Film Festival. 

If we think we live in a small world, the celeb world is 100 times smaller.  I have always wondered how people go about avoiding eachother in Hollywood.  It seems like it would be nearly impossible.  That said, I don't imagine it's too easy to accidentally have intimate dinners together.  I do wonder if this really happened, or if the two were just both at the same restaurant, and someone thought it would make a good story to say that they had dinner together.  Especially given the buzz that nobody's really seen Angelina out and about lately.  In other words, I'm taking this with a grain of salt. 

The Fiercest...

Project Runway winner Christian Siriano will be designing dresses for the Emmy trophy girls alongside The Hills star Lauren Conrad.  If you are not familiar with Christian Siriano, here's a little introduction to the hilarity...

Luckily he's amazingly talented in addition to being a dramatic cartoon character!

A good husband knows...

When he's put his foot in his mouth.  Jerry O'Connell  knows that he owed his pregnant wife an apology after saying on Conan O'Brien's Late Night show that his wife was "huge."  Rebecca Romijn Stamos O'Connell is pregnant with twin girls, who are due to arrive this winter.  O'Connell says of his big oops, "I regret calling my wife 'huge' on Conan O'Brien, I meant to say that there are specific areas of my wife that are larger than normal and growing every day. All other portions of my wife are quite petite. I apologize to her and will be coming home with flowers."  He is a smart man.

Stick to your day job... whatever that is...

Oh dear, Brooke Hogan.  Please do your best to save us all from your political commentary.  Last month on her myspace blog, Hogan stated that it was crazy for Hilary Clinton to run for president, because women "deal a lot with emotions and menopause and PMS."  When asked about her opinion of Sarah Palin recently, Brooke Hogan's reply was, "who's that?"

In her blog, she went on to say of politics, "Only 54 percent of eligible American voters cast their ballots! Half of them are only voting cause its 'cool' to vote for so and so...they aren't even up to date on information," Brooke wrote. "I'm personally not up to date on the facts, so I don't wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said 'yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!' ...SHE WASN'T EVEN REGISTERED."

Really Brooke, you're not up to date on the facts?  How about starting with who is running for office.  Also,  I wonder if her statistics are accurate, 54% of eligible American voters cast ballots, and HALF of those are only voting because it's cool?  Is she citing a Gallup poll?  Something tells me, no.