Do tell? I have to think on it as my list is quite long and may need to be censored.

By the way, Cheryl deserves the credit for starting this thread. Here's her response:

"The school sent a note home for my "inappropriate clothing." The hem of my dress did not cover my knees. I was four. It was kindergarten. To her credit, my mother roared with laughter and kept that note for years until it tattered away."

Three things come to mind:

1) We used to "toss" Linda's little Luv truck into a snow banks in the parking lot.

2) 18 of us piled into Jason's Mercury and drove it around the parking lot...I was one of them in the back seat with several kids across our laps.

3) Trevor used to leave the keys in his little Accord in the school parking lot. (small town) To teach him a lesson, I took his car and drove it to the other end of town (small town) and parked it about 10-15 blocks away but within eyesight from the front of the school. I would then walk back to the school, hand him his keys and point out his car down the street. Grand theft auto anyone?

Oh dear God! I have never been arrested but I should have been numerous times. Mainly involving sex, drugs and alcohol induced craziness. Not sure if I really can post anyhting here. Indecent exposure was something I should have been arrested for just the other day!

The high school always has people that streak during the Homecoming football game. I think it is ridiculous that they arrest these kids. I told my kids if they have the balls (pun intended) to streak in front of everyone, I will certainly bail them out and they will not get punished!

3) Trevor used to leave the keys in his little Accord in the school parking lot. (small town) To teach him a lesson, I took his car and drove it to the other end of town (small town) and parked it about 10-15 blocks away but within eyesight from the front of the school. I would then walk back to the school, hand him his keys and point out his car down the street. Grand theft auto anyone?

So basically you drove it out there and walked back, then he walked out there and drove back.

You are an Evil Genius Mastermind Mr. Black.

My lips are so super sealed on this one...

You've got to be kidding!  I'd  have  to check the statue of limitations before I'm admitting to anything! 
But for the rest of you, carry on ...

You've got to be kidding!  I'd  have  to check the statue of limitations before I'm admitting to anything! 

I'm with you, sister!!!!!!!

My permanent record is spotless.  All the naughty things I did during high school never took place on school grounds. 

I can't believe I made it out alive.

I'm just grateful there were no digital photos, cell phone cameras, Facebook, etc in my day!! 'Nuff said.

I'm just grateful there were no digital photos, cell phone cameras, Facebook, etc in my day!! 'Nuff said.

Hmm. There are some photos. I really need to relocate and burn them, if I haven't already. . . . . I wonder if somebody else owns copies . . . .