We never understood the relationship between Mr. Roarke and his loyal companion Tattoo.
Yes, they obviously shared the same amazing tailor - but there was something vaguely menacing
about the way Roarke referred to his diminutive companion as ''my leettle friend.'' 

I hear in his off hours, Tatoo was known to sport a lounging jacket fashioned after his other iconic pal,
"The Hef".

Oh..

My..

Gawd!!!!

I so did not see that coming, which, uh, does not speak well of my mental acuity now, does it?

just glad to stop by and add a little levity to the national hysteria....

can you tell i've miss you Cap'n?  (you should see the photo lined room I have in your honor!)