| 1 month ago :: Oct 19, 2009 - 10:34AM #1 | |
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I want to report to everyone that Ian was late this morning. In his haste to get coffee, that 10 seconds delay totally destroyed my entire morning. I am shocked and appalled and cannot imagine how he can live with himself. When is management going to take this issue seriously? Does Homeland Security know about this?! And after that he dared to laugh with with wife, Margery and continue on with the show! The chutzpa of this guy! And then my cat gave me a look, and I told Mr. Tidymouse, you are not smarter than me, so wipe that look off your face, and don't think I am going to buy you that sexy Halloween pet costume you wanted. "Just put that thought out of your head." I said. I showed that cat who is the boss around here! I just know that Jason and Alexis are going to mess my lunch time up by being engaging, upbeat and funny. What is wrong with these people?! They might even make me laugh. Commies.
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 19, 2009 - 12:43PM #2 | |
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lol I almost spewed my Diet Coke across the computer screen! |
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 19, 2009 - 1:03PM #3 | |
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I would have wrote back sooner but I was picking out outfits for Mr. Tidymouse. And you should know Mr. Tidymouse is not tubby - I abhor anyone with BMI higher than mine. Good thing that was diet coke you spewed. Agggggh, and now Jason and Kiki are being fluffy and professional. I wish I knew how to turn the channel, but since there are no knobs on my computer, I will just have to listen to the audio stream. (As long as they are not late, I will not report them to management.) Cleansing breath - it feels so good to superior to so many others. Come here Mr. Tidymouse...
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 19, 2009 - 1:20PM #4 | |
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lol glad to hear my beverage has your approval! Because of your post, I now feel convicted of so many things. Your cat is one lucky cat! |
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 19, 2009 - 1:43PM #5 | |
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As long as you do not think of yourself as an equal to me, I will let you converse with me, just don't "friend" me. Mr. Tidymouse will not stay in the pram. Naughty kitty. He does not think he is so lucky today. I don't think he likes our matching Scrunchies.
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 19, 2009 - 4:17PM #6 | |
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If you are, I think I need to make it clear that I wasn't. If you aren't, I need to make it clear that I knew you weren't and so I wasn't either. If you weren't but now are, I need to make it clear that I wasn't and still aren't. Err... isn't. |
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 19, 2009 - 5:21PM #7 | |
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WTF ? |
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 19, 2009 - 5:35PM #8 | |
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Exactly!
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 20, 2009 - 7:59AM #9 | |
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way too funny!!! Mr. Tidymouse needs to learn his place! Waterboarding may help with that. a regimented day is what is called for no fun, catnip or extra sun. Just like my cube in this cube farm. |
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| 1 month ago :: Oct 20, 2009 - 9:15AM #10 | |
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I missed the beginning of the show today, but I sure he has not changed his tardiness. He is also responsible for global warming, lactose intolerances and reptilian impersonation of political and celebrity persons. (Ian seems to know too much about that subject.) Waterboarding the cat - oh, that seems a bit harsh. I just give Mr. Tidymouse a stern look and silent treatment. That works so well with my co-workers. Tsk, tsk. Time to find someone to shame. |
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Funny, funny! :)