Why is it that every theme on the Maury show revolves around “Are you my baby’s Daddy?” It’s likely that this show alone, supports the entire DNA industry. I was at the gym several weeks ago, listening to my IPOD and watching the antics on the show. What I found interesting, was that if the man turned out to be the father, that resulted in the woman doing a “Touchdown” Celebratory Dance in front of the man. Now the dance appears to be composed of several parts. Raising your hands slowly in the air while gyrating your upper body in a circle, pointing to the man in a rhythmical fashion while uttering things like, “oh yeah, oh yeah-it’s your baby, it’s your baby.” This seemed to be generally followed by the woman doing some booty shaking in the man’s face.

It’s certainly an interesting response to finding out your baby’s paternity. So I thought what if we started doing celebration booty shaking dances for everything? How fun could that be? Imagine, waiting in line at Target to return some clothing. When your return is accepted, you can then prance in front of the other store patrons, shaking your booty at them and chanting “oh yeah, oh yeah, I got my money back, oh yeah-you know it.”

Or if you pick the fast lane at the grocery store, why not enjoy yourself all the more by taunting the other shoppers? You could wave your hand over your hand, lean backwards and do the shimmy.

Certainly, it would be more fun at work if after getting your work finished, you could shake your heiney in your bosses’ face.