Yes, it was me who during a work sponsored baby shower opened a cute baby blanket with the silky stuff on the edges like this

And exclaimed enthusiastically, "Oh, I love to run the silky edges between my legs."  Yes, that's right, I told a table full of disturbed coworkers that I was planning to use my precious babies blankie as crotch floss.

What I meant to say, was run the silky stuff through my fingers-which is also a bit strange but not nearly as demented as what I actually said.