Just when I was getting in the habit of asking for a sack for my goodies, I went back East.
Now back East, a bag is that brown paper or plastic thing for your groceries and a sack is what you put 25 pounds of potatoes in. So the check out person had no idea what I was asking for!
Here, we get a "pop" with our burger. Back East, I had to remember to ask for a "soda." -- or be prepared to duck.
Those candies on a stick? Back East they are called "pops" or lollipops" A safe place to ask for a "pop." was always at the candy store. Here, these delights are called "suckers." --which I always thought were people PT Barnum said were born every minute. Not something you want to carry around with you when you just wanted a taste of childhood.
"Do you want my buggy?" I kept looking for the horse to keep from thinking that the kind lady really wanted me to take her child . No, she was asking if I wanted the shopping cart she had used.
What happened when the American langauge crossed through the ****berland Gap? It's all so confusing.


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