Was anybody listening to Colleen & the Boys today when they talked about staging houses for selling purposes. She mentioned briefly that she has a friend that loves clowns - possibly that collects them? The point was that her friend would have to do something with them so that a potential buyer wouldn't walk into the room and get freaked out, needing additional clown therapy for the scare.

Well, it reminded me of a disturbing part of my weekend. While at Exit, it got close to their 4am bar time and the bartender decided to put in some porn on the TVs. OK, fine. It's weird, but so is the bar. Everybody is watching intermittently.

And then she did it. She turned on the clown porn! Was anybody else aware that there is a viable market for this before now?! Seriously, it was disturbing. The clown had full facial makeup on and never took off his checkered pants, just let the mister out to be enjoyed. Of course, the lady that starred in the show was necked - totally. But CLOWN PORN?! Friends that frequent the bar told me that this bartender has told them that she pulls it out to get the crowd less rowdy - aroused?? Well, it worked. We left.

The next day one of my friends said that she accidentally stumbled upon some clown porn on the internet. She was also disturbed.

Since Saturday morning ('cause we were out that late) we have all made clown remarks and grossed each other out (Hey, do you still have that nose?! What is this, some kind of clown car? etc) Yuk. Just say no to clown porn. I will never hear the word "clown" again in the same way.