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    What if.....

    Friday, December 5, 2008, 10:12 AM CST [General]

    What if the junk mail in the snailmail  was as ridiculous as what you get in your spam mail ?

    Penis enlargement & performance ads in colorful envelopes

    Blackmail letters "they have  a video of you dancing naked & drunk"

    Single & looking for sex ?  ( right on the envelope )

    Letters that look offical stating if you mail $500 to cover the fees you inherit an tropical island.

     

    Just think your mail delivery person would have to wear depends cuz they would be laughing so hard stuffing the penis enlargements ads in everyone's mailbox.

    Would your neighbor's be peeking out the window watching for  you to get the mail so they could quit run out & try to identify the "junk mail" in your hands.

    How did the spam get so crazy & out of control ?  And have you ever responded to any of it ?

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    Instead of buying a penis enlarger A friend of mine just had a tattoo of a large penis put on his not so large one.

    Dave&Bully
    December 05, 2008
    02:01 PM CST

    lol I can just imagine the looks now. I think keeping the penis-enlargement ads from the kids would be nearly impossible if it was in the mail.

    Z
    December 05, 2008
    03:12 PM CST

    Thats why I would never do direct mail. All it takes is one disgruntled person out of 30 thousand for bad PR. It cracks me up when I get calls from companies who want me to do direct mail. I tell them think really hard about what your proposing then go talk to your boss. They usually do not call back. Although the most ads use plenty of sex appeal to promote their product I find the double standard is applied to my biz so I stay away from it.

    FGColleen
    December 05, 2008
    04:46 PM CST

    Heeheehee. Never responded to it-although several years ago, the hub brought a letter from a Nigerian national to my attention-

    "I'm sure it's a hoax," he said, "but still, it's intriguing." Sometimes I'm not sure how he made it before he met me :)

    kelly90171
    December 07, 2008
    12:14 PM CST

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