I loathe that woman.

I've even blogged about it in the past.  Here it is again for your viewing pleasure.

Originally posted to http://www.mninter.net/~jasetter/archives/00000235.html 03/25/07

I believe that everyone has an arch nemesis somewhere in the world. Mine is Sandra Lee. My contempt for this woman is so great that if I saw her across the street I would immediately run through rush hour traffic to kick her in the shin.

She's like Martha Stewart's (who I dearly and truly love) untalented bubble-headed little sister who spent her college years bouncing from frat house bedroom to frat house bedroom and snorting coke off the basketball coach's ****. Her shallow bull**** "recipes" and "tablescapes" are distracting rather than informative. Watching her try to work a knife is like watching a dog work a cellphone. The Food Network has taught me that all it takes to score your own TV show and book deals is a garish wardrobe, some fake tits, and the ability to pop open a few cans of condensed soup. I'm sorry, but I cannot take you seriously if you take a butane lighter to reconstituted Jello pudding and call it brulee. And all those alcoholic beverages she makes at the end of every show... well, making a joke about that would be way too easy.

Long live Alton Brown.