Some fabulous coworkers decided to throw me and my boss (technically my boss' boss, but whatever) a joint baby shower.  His wife and I got pregnant at almost exactly the same time.  So the invitation goes out to the entire office that is worded in a very confusing way:

"Come help celebrate [PPC] and [boss]'s soon to arrive babies"

We both knew the second we saw it that people were going to start making assumptions.  I started getting weird looks in the hallways.  I could tell that people were whispering.  A few brave souls came up and asked us to clarify or emailed to ask, but I know there are still a large number of confused people around the office.

I'm going to make a sign for my cube with a picture of Husband and a large arrow that says, "THIS IS MY HUSBAND WITH WHOM I AM HAVING A BABY."

Oh, the horror.