HA!!!   Poo on you Mother Nature!  That tornado you just sent to my town skipped right over the top of our house.  You didn't get us this time..  one more wave on it's way and we're in the clear.  We will beat you this time you old Mother!

Please?  Pretty please with sugar on top...  I swear, insurance will totally cancel us if you wreck our house again.  2-1/2 years ago you let us have it good, and I know the fire wasn't you, but please cut us a break.  Three major claims in as many years would not be a good thing. 

Here you come again..  I can hear your thunderous roaring in the distance.  I am not your biggest fan right now, Ms. Nature, but I have learned to respect you. 

Best I log off before you send a lightning bolt to blow out my computer.

Happy hail storm..   please be gentle.  The car won't fit in the garage right now.