I read an article on the news about a chimpanzee that had escaped from a zoo in ****an.

Watching the footage on tv he had climbed onto the roof of some houses and a couple of zookeepers were trying to shoot him in the ass with tranquilisers. Naturally it was quite funny watching his reaction when he got poked in the bum, not that it did any good cos

(a) it only infuriated him and he charged at the keeper aiming at him

(b) none of the darts seemed to have any effect

It took some bright spark with a banana to tempt him to come quietly ... Now why didnt they think of that earlier !

Hmmm, well , dont they say that chimps are highly intelligent creatures, and also "mans closest relative" ?

Let me analyse this ....  Ok, lets say that we're at some gabster gathering and i decide in all my british wisdom to scarper up some high rooftop. Im more likely to come down for a banana than having rockets shot at my backside!

Well actually id probably grab the banana off you and then shin back up the roof again! ;)