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Welcome back Margery!  Thank you for giving me a chance to have to explain hysterectomies to my 7 and 10 year olds! :P

One time I went out to dinner with a friend at a rather lovely establishment.  We sat and chatted for a bit until the waitress came to take our order.  After ordering, we talked for a long time.  In fact, we talked so long that we didn't notice that our order was taking a long time.  After about 35 minutes our waitress came over with her manager.  She introduced us to the manager who proceded to tell us that our order had been lost and had not YET been entered into the system.  However, the manager apologized, said our entire bill would be on him and would we care to change or add to our order.  Oh you KNOW we did.  We added an appetizer because by this time we were really hungry.  And I think we added a dessert as well.  We were only slightly put off about the lost order but very happy with how it was handled.  We continue to patronize this restaurant and have experienced lovely service every time.

while this may not be suitable for a 'happy boy' segment, it's soooo funny nonetheless:

THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

THREE WOMEN--TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED  IN A SAUNA.  SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING  SOUND.  THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE  OTHERS LOOKED  AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.   "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.  I HAVE A   MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY  ARM."   A FEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG.  THE  SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER  PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE  EXPLAINED: "THAT WAS MY MOBILE  PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."  THE OLDER WOMAN WAS FEELING VERY LOW TECH.  NOT TO   BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED  SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS  IMPRESSIVE.  SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE  SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.  SOON SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF  TOILET PAPER  HANGING FROM HER BACKSIDE.  THE OTHERS  RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND  STARED.  THE OLDER WOMAN THEN EXPLAINED........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT  THAT...I'M  GETTING A FAX!! "