Feb 15, 2009 -- 5:15PM, beckyanna wrote:

Feb 15, 2009 -- 3:06PM, Tim O'Tay wrote:

Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?

A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

 

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None, it should be opened when she brings it.

Q.If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long

 

WOW.   Thanks for confirming what I was pretty sure I already knew.

You mean, what you thought you knew.

This may come as a surprise to you that I'm the one in the house that does 99% of the laundry

Wife does the cooking  on most days while I take care of the kids.

And the two glasses of wine that I drank were the first alcoholic drinks in 2 weeks